Sunday, January 15, 2023

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Movie review - Breach

Breach

Director: John Suits

Actors: Cody Kearsley, Bruce Willis and Rachel Nichols

My guess: 2,9? - 2020? (2,9 - 2020)

My Points: 3,3 - 1,5/5

Holy shit what a movie - not in a good way, definately not..!! Bruce Willis were so tired (at acting), that... boring! He even took a nap in the movie, what a joke.


The camera work was awful, like some child did it... The action scenes were also terrible, the camera were the hell out of balance.

The flamethrower, did I even had to mention it - it was so f****ng terrible!? This movie had the worst of the special effects, that I have seen in a while.

There aint even got good/or any jokes. When the 'hero' went to the vent, Willis could have made some joke (of/from Die Hard)! But no, this movie had no fun - except accidentally. I laughed my ass of from many of the scenes. But this movie didn't get any better, it was painful laughing...


And what was that, that the normal (bullet) weapons started to work on the 'aliens' later? First they didn't do nothing, not even bulletholes (although the 'first alien' lost his consciousness, I dont know why - because later the weapons indeed didn't do nothing, which was also ridiculous...)!

What (ridiculous) this whole movie was, so f****ng ridiculous - avoid at any cost..!! Except if you wanna laugh, great buddy movie! But not in a good way...

Gotta mention Bruce Willis, I'm very disappointed that he's career went to movies like this! But now when it (Willis career, cause he got aphasia) is over, we dont get even worse movie than this. So that's a good point, if you can say that.

And what the f**ck was the huge - shitty mess, alien? It look so f****ng ridiculous! And it look so clumsy, that what it even could do... How did it even fit to any hallway to woble?! So effing ridiculous (the whole movie...)!! Avoid at any cost...


Movie review - Top Gun: Maverick

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