Movie review - Pan

Pan

Director: Joe Wright

Writers: Jason Fuchs and J.M. Barrie

Actors: Levi Miller, Hugh Jackman and Garrett Hedlund

My guess: 5,8? - 2019? (5,7 - 2015)

My Points: 6,3 - 3+/5

Well, another shitty movie yet again...

E'm I cursed?!

Well, maybe I just voluntarily choose these shitty movies.

What was the singing in this movie? It was good, but the song?! It was brand new... In a pirates movie!?

Well, an unusual choice - that didn't work, at least on me... It just sounded stupid and ridiculous, and did not fit in the context.

This movie just felt ludicrous, but it seemed to have hope. But, it didn't redeem it - a pile of shit, is a stinking...

Crocodiles were pretty nice, but they had too few screen time.

The end battle was pretty nice, not the best - but not the worst.

I wrote down (in the beginning and in the end) two times "shit", and well... That sums it up!

Movie review - The Predator

The Predator

Director: Shane Black

Actors: Boyd Holbrook, Trevante Rhodes and Jacob Tremblay

My guess: 4,7? - 2019? (5,3 - 2018)

My Points: 5,1 - 2,5/5

What a stupid movie... If I had three wishes, I'd hope four times - that this movie had never maked!

This movie was so lame, way too much CGI. At first, when the movie begin - I thought that I was playing some shitty game. So terrible...

But the movies script were even more shittier! So stupid, so stupid...

Why did they showed up Predator immidiately. There were no excitement, when they put Predator immidiately on the screen... He/she/it was invisible, but still...

This movie doesn't deserve the original music. It just makes my ears leaking blood, when they - repeatedly - used the music. This shit doesn't deserve that!

The "get to the choppers (motorcycle)" sentence, not funny - just playing stupid...

What was the predator dogs?! I gotta repeat myself, so stupid... And what do they do? Just stand around like some stupid statues, when they were shooted at. And one of them became a "good" dog, bringing grenades in his/it's mouth to the good guys?! I'm lost of words, omg...

I got nothing else to say, so lame and stupid movie - what lowers the "Predator francise". I'd hope this movie was never made. Although, I gotta mention the same thing that someone said; predator became to earth to kidnap an autistic child?! Good plot, lol...

Movie review - Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim

Director: Guillermo del Toro

Actors: Idris Elba, Charlie Hunnam and Rinko Kikuchi

My guess: 3,3? - 2017? (6,9 - 2013)

My Points: 3,9 - 2/5

First thing what I wrote down, was "shitty movie". And that is, what this truly is. I cant understand, how this has gotten 6,9 points, it's beyond me!

Well, maybe 'cause this was made in 2013 - then this maybe was a cool movie. But not anymore! This was an "poor mans" Transformers. And that was made 2007, and it had better CGI. And it (Transformers) has only got 7,0 point, whilst it is way better than this shit. Cannot understand...

Maybe fanboys are on the move (giving this carbage a 10 out of 10), that's the only explanation.

And the amount of movie stars, what the f***?! There is Idris Elba (why the hell he sign up for this shit?), and then some lesser stars - but who are too big for this pile of disaster. Like Charlie Day and Burn Gorman. And Ron Perlman does also have a small role - this movie doesn't deserve any of them...

This movie has epic music. You could say, "epic music in epic shit", or something like that...

I missed all the point, what the Alien were doing?! Destroy everything they see, which maybe were the point (destroy the earth? Or humans?) - but, they didn't destroy shit! They just wondered around like idiots (maybe destroying couple of buildings in accident), waiting to get wasted by the humans stupid robots...

CGI was pretty good (especially if/when this were made 2013), way too good what this mothaf**** deserves.

So, I didn't like this movie. Although, it was pretty entertaining - but not on purpose, just a stupid mishap! But, if you wanna laught (and somewhat be entertained, if you like "easy" movies) - then maybe this is a movie for you...

But I definately recommend you to not see this steamy pile of s***!