Director: Guillermo del Toro
Actors: Idris Elba, Charlie Hunnam and Rinko Kikuchi
My guess: 3,3? - 2017? (6,9 - 2013)
My Points: 3,9 - 2/5
First thing what I wrote down, was "shitty movie". And that is, what this truly is. I cant understand, how this has gotten 6,9 points, it's beyond me!
Well, maybe 'cause this was made in 2013 - then this maybe was a cool movie. But not anymore! This was an "poor mans" Transformers. And that was made 2007, and it had better CGI. And it (Transformers) has only got 7,0 point, whilst it is way better than this shit. Cannot understand...
Maybe fanboys are on the move (giving this carbage a 10 out of 10), that's the only explanation.
And the amount of movie stars, what the f***?! There is Idris Elba (why the hell he sign up for this shit?), and then some lesser stars - but who are too big for this pile of disaster. Like Charlie Day and Burn Gorman. And Ron Perlman does also have a small role - this movie doesn't deserve any of them...
This movie has epic music. You could say, "epic music in epic shit", or something like that...
I missed all the point, what the Alien were doing?! Destroy everything they see, which maybe were the point (destroy the earth? Or humans?) - but, they didn't destroy shit! They just wondered around like idiots (maybe destroying couple of buildings in accident), waiting to get wasted by the humans stupid robots...
CGI was pretty good (especially if/when this were made 2013), way too good what this mothaf**** deserves.
So, I didn't like this movie. Although, it was pretty entertaining - but not on purpose, just a stupid mishap! But, if you wanna laught (and somewhat be entertained, if you like "easy" movies) - then maybe this is a movie for you...
But I definately recommend you to not see this steamy pile of s***!
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