Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Movie review - Fortress: Sniper's Eye

Fortress: Sniper's Eye

Director: Josh Sternfeld

Actors: Jesse Metcalfe, Bruce Willis and Chad Michael Murray

My guess: 2,8? - 2022? (2,9 - 2022)

My Points: 2,8 - 1½/5

Oh my good, even shittier movie than the first one...

Which I kinda knew/predicted! I aint gotta lots to say about this travesty!?

Bruce Willis had way too short role, but he was so tired - that I understand...

What was the flashbacks..?! They showed clips from the previous film about two minute long (or longer) :yawn: Who cares, expecially if you have just watched the first shitty movie... You haft to live it again?!

Man, i mean - they could have not edited them shorter? No, they showed full clips...

And what was the slo-mo's, they were horrible! They just looked that it was lagging?! Bad connection, or shit like that...

And they used the same actors from the first movie. They had miracle-survided :yawn:

Oh my god, what a two horrible shitty movies - I dont recommend them to anyone. Except if you wanna suffer (or maybe a movie night with friends, if you wanna laught to a stupid movies)!

Horrible, horrible...

Movie review - Fortress

Fortress

Director: James Cullen Bressack

Actors: Jesse Metcalfe, Bruce Willis and Chad Michael Murray

My guess: 3,3? - 2021? (3,2 - 2021)

My Points: 3,8 - 2/5

What a shitty movie...

Who has the desire to watch some stupid cameras? Let me go back...

Bruce "hasbin" Willis were in a... what would you call it - retirement house with guards. And nothing happening there. Until this shitty movie started...

So, there were three guys watching cameras (with computer) - who has the lust for watching some cameras when nothing happens?! Well, if they got paid 10k a month - then I understand...

Same with the vault, but even more stupider job! You just secure the vault's door, by watching in to the biz... He (or she) had a co-worker, but I dont think they could speak to each others...

So two zero-meaningles jobs, who would have done these?! At least, in the camera job you see other scenery by different cameras - and maybe sometimes play 'solitaire'. But watching some vault with nothing do to - dont know...

Okay, guards watch president castles (at least in here Finland), but they see the scenery/traffic/other people - and they are securing a nice castle. But some vault, with empty halls - dont think so...

Bruce Willis were tired, you could see that he doesn't care! It was nice to see Sean "Vlad" Kanan. Yes, I have watched The Bold and the Beautiful (1987 - ). I like Kanan!

And how they (good, or bad guys) founded themself in the 'forest' (garden, or what ever...), so stupid! And they were almost always alone, wondering in some stupid 'forest' - just so that they can be killed easily :yawn: Lazy writing!

And what is that, that when the camera starts to film bad/good guys - they haft to reload they're weapons?! And that stupid sound (when they reload...)! Well, that stupidy is also in good movies - but that I can accept, but now in a shitty movie like this...

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