Sunday, January 15, 2023
Movie review - Breach
Director: John Suits
Actors: Cody Kearsley, Bruce Willis and Rachel Nichols
My guess: 2,9? - 2020? (2,9 - 2020)
My Points: 3,3 - 1,5/5
Holy shit what a movie - not in a good way, definately not..!! Bruce Willis were so tired (at acting), that... boring! He even took a nap in the movie, what a joke.
The camera work was awful, like some child did it... The action scenes were also terrible, the camera were the hell out of balance.
The flamethrower, did I even had to mention it - it was so f****ng terrible!? This movie had the worst of the special effects, that I have seen in a while.
There aint even got good/or any jokes. When the 'hero' went to the vent, Willis could have made some joke (of/from Die Hard)! But no, this movie had no fun - except accidentally. I laughed my ass of from many of the scenes. But this movie didn't get any better, it was painful laughing...
And what was that, that the normal (bullet) weapons started to work on the 'aliens' later? First they didn't do nothing, not even bulletholes (although the 'first alien' lost his consciousness, I dont know why - because later the weapons indeed didn't do nothing, which was also ridiculous...)!
What (ridiculous) this whole movie was, so f****ng ridiculous - avoid at any cost..!! Except if you wanna laugh, great buddy movie! But not in a good way...
Gotta mention Bruce Willis, I'm very disappointed that he's career went to movies like this! But now when it (Willis career, cause he got aphasia) is over, we dont get even worse movie than this. So that's a good point, if you can say that.
And what the f**ck was the huge - shitty mess, alien? It look so f****ng ridiculous! And it look so clumsy, that what it even could do... How did it even fit to any hallway to woble?! So effing ridiculous (the whole movie...)!! Avoid at any cost...
Wednesday, January 11, 2023
Movie review - Omerta 6/12
Director: Aku Louhimies
Actors: Jasper Pääkkönen, Nanna Blondell & Sverrir Gudnason
My guess: 6,1? - 2019? (5,3 - 2021)
My Points: 6,5 - 3/5
This was pretty good film, expecially for it's made in Finland. Not all filmed (in Finland), but made. The hostage situation were made pretty nice.
Jasper 'Markus Tanner' Pääkkönen is good, I have always liked him. Except maybe when he where in Finland soup opera ("Salatut elämät")!
But how Tanner didn't get lost in the halls of 'white house' ("presidentin linna")? It looked very confusing place...
The car chase in empty Helsingi's main streets, were excelent to watch.
First I was afraid, that the movie ends when the hostage scene were done, but thankfully it continued. Although, this isn't a very good film - but pretty watchable, so it was good that this continued (after the hostage scene...)!
And ofcourse it has a special 'liking ability', when it was made in my homeland. And it was pretty goodly made, I may buy this in my movie collection.
Sunday, January 8, 2023
Movie review - Akinjeon
Akinjeon - The Gangster, the Cop, the Devil
Director: Won-Tae Lee
Actors: Ma Dong-seok, Mu-Yeol Kim & Kim Sungkyu
My guess: 6,9? - 2017? (6,9 - 2019)
My Points: 7,1 - 3,5/5
This was an good movie, what else can you say? Well...
The actors were great; Ma Dong-seok was the best as "the gangster". Then there were "the cop", Mu-Yeol Kim. I liked him also. Kim Sungkyu was "the devil", he were great as a sadistic bad guy - devil you would say.
The tooth pulling by bare hand, where kinda brutal - maid me almost look a way. "The gangster" were pretty tough guy. surviving multiple stab wounds. As he said in the end of the movie, "normal guy would'nt survive that".
The movie were very intresting, I liked it a alot.
The voice recording/video recording was funny. Fight scenes were cool and nicely done.
"The gangster" and "the cop" relationship were very well done, and I liked it a very much. Big thumbs up...
Overall, a very great movie - which I definately recommend. Especially if you like movies like this, you could not to skip this one.
My 4K movies
Baby Driver (2017)
Gladiator - Gladiaattori (2000)
Jaws - Tappajahai (1975)
V for Vendetta - V niin kuin verikosto (2005)
Deadpool (2016)
Deadpool 2 (2018)
Inception (2010)
Tenet (2020)
Joker (2019)
Braveheart - Taipumaton (1995)
The Patriot (2000)
Independence Day - Maailmojen sota (1996)
War of the Worlds - Maailmojen sota (2005)
Black Hawk Down - Isku Mogadishuun (2001)
Bad Boys for Life (2020)
Baywatch (2017)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Ford v Ferrari - Le Mans 66 - Täydellä teholla (2019)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
My Blu-ray movies
Bad Boys - Pahat pojat: (1995) & II (2003)
Die Hard - Vain kuolleen ruumiini ylitse (1988)
Predator - Saalistaja (1987)
Conan the Barbarian - Conan barbaari (1982)
The Terminator (1984)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Fight Club (1999)
The Silence of the Lambs - Uhrilampaat (1991)
The Revenant (2015)
Cremlins - Riiviöt (1984)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch - Uusi pesue (1990)
Demolition Man (1993)
Se7en - Seitsemän (1995)
Under Siege - Kaappaus merellä (1992)
Dunkirk (2017)
The Shining - Hohto (1980)
Starship Troopers - Universumin sotilaat (1997)
Face/Off - Kahdet kasvot (1997)
Con Air - Lento vapauteen (1997)
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Linnunradan käsikirja liftareille (2005)
Män som hatar kvinnor - Miehet jotka vihaavat naisia (2009)
Flickan som lekte med elden - Tyttö joka leikki tulella (2009)
Luftslottet som sprängdes - Pilvilinna joka romahti (2009)
Hacksaw Ridge - Aseeton sotilas (2016)
Pahan kukat (2016)
The Rock - Paluu helvettiin (1996)
Scarface - Arpinaama (1983)
La La Land (2016)
Spider-Man - Hämähäkkimies (2002), 2 (2004) & 3 (2007)
The Godfather - Kummisetä (1972), Part II (1974) & Part III (1990)
The Green Mile - Vihreä maili (1999)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Saving Private Ryan - Pelastakaa sotamies Ryan (1998)
Top Gun - Lentäjistä parhaat (1986)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Armageddon (1998)
Snatch - Hävyttömät (2000)
Road to Perdition - Matkalla Perditioon (2002)
Commando (1985)
True Grit - Kova kuin kivi (2010)
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Gone in Sixty Seconds - Puhallettu 60 sekunnissa (2000)
The Pianist - Pianisti (2002)
National Treasure - Kannallisuusaarre (2004)
National Treasure 2 Book of Secrets - Salaisuuksien kirja (2007)
Air Force One (1997)
American Gangster (2007)
Pitch Black - Pimeän uhka (2000)
The Transporter (2002)
MIB: Men in Black - Miehet mustissa (1997)
Batman: The Movie (1966)
El laberinto del fauno - Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Sleepers - Katuvarpuset (1996)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Taru sormusten herrasta: Sormuksen ritarit (2001)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Taru sormusten herrasta: Kaksi tornia (2002)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Taru sormusten herrasta: Kuninkaan paluu (2003)
Crimson Tide - Purppuravyöhyke (1995)
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Hyvät, pahat ja rumat (1966)
The Fast and the Furious - Hurjapäät (2001)
Veljeni vartija (2018)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Interstellar (2014)
Falling Down - Rankka päivä (1993)
Blood Diamond - Veritimantti (2006)
Speed - Kuoleman kyydissä (1994)
Gisaengchung - Parasite (2019)
Natural Born Killers - Syntyneet tappajiksi (1994)
Troy - Troija (2004)
WALL·E (2008)
Hostel (2005), Part II (2007) & Part III (2011)
Blomkamp3 Collection: District 9 (2009), Elysium (2013) & Chappie (2015)
Oliver Stone's Wall Street 2 Film Collection: Wall Street - Rahan ja vallan katu (1987) & Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Léon (1994)
The Fifth Element - Puuttuva tekijä (1997)
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
A Star Is Born (2018)
The Shawshank Redemption - Rita Hayworth - Avain pakoon (1994)
Taxi Driver - Taksikuski (1976)
No Country for Old Men - Menetetty maa (2007)
Training Day (2001)
Ghostbusters Collection: Ghostbusters (1984), Ghostbusters II (1989) & Ghostbusters (2006)
Dark Knight Trilogy: Batman Begins (2005), The Dark Knight - Yön ritari (2008) & The Dark Knight Rises - Yön ritarin paluu (2012)
Once Upon a Time in China Collection: Wong Fei Hung - Once Upon a Time in China - Olipa kerran Kiinassa (1991), Wong Fei Hung II: Nam yee tung chi keung - Once Upon a Time in China II (1992), Wong Fei Hung III: Si wong jaang ba - Once Upon a Time in China III (1992) & Wong fei hung VI: Sai wik hung see - Once Upon a Time in China and America (1997)
Goodfellas - Mafiaveljet (1990)
The Matrix (1999)
Entrapment - Ansa viritetty (1999)
Alien Anthology: Alien (1979), Aliens - Paluu (1986), Alien 3 (1996) & Alien Resurrection - Ylösnousemus (1997)
Green Book (2018)
Casino (1995)
12 Years a Slave (2013)
Judge Dredd - Tuomari (1995)
Candyman (1992)
David Cronenberg Collection: Videodrome - Tuhon ase (1983), Naked Lunch - Alaston lounas (1991), Crash (1996) & Cosmopolis (2012)
Daylight - Paniikki tunnelissa (1996)
Koirat eivät käytä housuja (2019)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Logan (2017)
Mission: Impossible - Vaarallinen tehtävä (1996)
Mission: Impossible II - Vaarallinen tehtävä 2 (2000)
Nikita - Tyttö nimeltä Nikita (1990)
The Hunt for Red October - Punaisen Lokakuun metsästys (1990)
Titanic (1997)
X-Men (2000)
X2 - X-Men 2 (2003)
X-Men: The Last Stand - Viimeinen kohtaaminen (2006)
Platoon - Nuoret sotilaat (1986)
Red Sonja (1985)
Cliffhanger - Kuilun partaalla (1993)
Apocalypse Now - Ilmestyskirja. Nyt. (1979)
Smokin' Aces (2006)
Batman (1989)
Batman Returns - Paluu (1992)
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Serbuan maut - The Raid: Redemption (2011)
Robocop (1987)
Predator 2 - Saalistaja (1990)
There's Something About Mary - Sekaisin Marista (1998)
Black Swan (2010)
As Good as It Gets - Elämä on ihanaa (1997)
Big - Isoksi yhdessä yössä (1988)
1917 - Taistelulähetit (2019)
Kindergarten Cop - Lastentarhan kyttä (1990)
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Movie Collection: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Mustan helmen kirous (2003), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Kuolleen miehen kirstu (2006), Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - Maailman laidalla (2007), Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Vierailla vesillä (2011) & Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - Salazar's Revenge (2017)
Lethal Weapon Collection - Tappava ase: Lethal Weapon (1987), Lethal Weapon 2 (1989), Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) & Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
The Departed (2006)
Inside Man (2006)
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (2001)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - Elämän lähde (2003)
The Lighthouse (2019)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
War Dogs (2016)
American Sniper (2014)
Spotlight (2015)
Conan the Destroyer - Conan hävittäjä (1984)
The Island (2005)
A Perfect World - Täydellinen maailma (1993)
Tango & Cash (1989)
The Naked Gun Trilogy - Mies ja alaston ase: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988), The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) ja Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
Beverly Hills Cop 3 Movie Collection - Beverly Hills kyttä: Beverly Hills Cop (1984), II (1987) & III (1994)
Quentin Tarantino: Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) & 2 (2004), Pulp Fiction - Tarinoita väkivallasta (1994), Reservoir Dogs (1992) & Jackie Brown (1997)
My DVD movies
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
Dude Where's My Car? (2000)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Shi mian mai fu - House of Flying Daggers - Lentävien tikareiden talo (2004)
Lion King - Leijonakuningas (1994)
Aladdin (1992)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Teini-ikäiset mutanttikilpikonnat (1990)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Back to the Future Trilogy - Paluu tulevaisuuteen: Back to the Future (1985), Back to the Future Part II (1989) & Back to the Future Part III (1990)
Hercules (2014)
The Dark Knight - Yön ritari (2008)
V For Vendetta - V niinkuin verikosto (2005)
Predator - Saalistaja (1987)
Le boulet - Lottoralli (2002)
Intouchables - Koskemattomat (2011)
Siu Lam juk kau - Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Groundhog Day - Päiväni murmelina (1993)
The Usual Suspects - Epäillyt (1995)
Häjyt (1999)
Pahat pojat (2003)
Bad Luck Love (2000)
Top Secret! - Huippusalaista! (1984)
Charlie's Angels - Charlien enkelit (2000)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - Kurvit suoriksi (2003)
Rööperi (2009)
The Sixth Sense - Kuudes aisti (1999)
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Tenacious D: Maailman paras rokkibändi (2006)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Vares - Sheriffi (2015)
Bodom (2016)
Vesku (2010)
Ganes (2007)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day - Tuomion päivä (1991)
Indiana Jones Quadtrilogy: Raiders of the Lost Ark - Kadonneen aarteen metsästäjät (1981), Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Indiana Jones ja tuomion temppeli (1984), Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Indiana Jones ja viimeinen ristiretki (1989) & Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Indiana Jones ja kristallikallon valtakunta (2008)
Kabow!: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009), Transformers (2007), Star Trek (2009) & Watchmen (2009)
The James Bond Collection
My TV Blu-Ray's and DVD's
Blu-ray:
Game of Thrones The Complete Series (2011-2019)
Californication The Complete Series (2007-2014)
Band of Brothers - Taistelutoverit (2001)
Tuntematon sotilas - Viisiosainen TV-sarja (2017)
Heroes The Complete Series (2006-2010)
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DVD:
The Shield The Complete Series Collection (2002-2008)
Seinfeld The Complete Series (1989-1998)
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